The Verse Within...
The All-New Dusty Monkey Christmas Song!
Dusty Monkey… he’s been away for some while
Dusty Monkey… have you missed his grimacing smile?
He’s been travelling far and wide in search of the Christmas Owl
But when Dusty finally found him it made him cuss and scowl!
Dusty Monkey... you should have heard him gibber and wail
When searching for the Christmas Owl in the snow and hail
The Christmas Owl did spot him as he crossed the snow and ice
But Dusty just threw at him, poisoned voles, and mice!
Dusty Monkey…. you wouldn’t have thought him so cruel
But Dusty don’t like Christmas with its tide of yule!
Well Dusty’s Owl adventures were something of a farce
But if you want a kiss this Christmas…You can kiss his purple arse!